But Her Popsicle Melts

So the other day I was driving in my car and I heard this song on the radio. The chorus went like, “I heard it’s cold out, but her popsicle melts. She’s in the bathroom, she pleasures herself. Says I’m a bad man, she’s locking me out. It’s ‘cuz of these things, it’s ‘cuz of … these things.” I thought, Hey, that’s a pretty cool song. I wonder what it is? So later I went to my handy google and was like, Okay, how did that song go? Let’s see, something about … popsicle … bathroom … pleasures herself. That ought to get it. I don’t know what I was thinking. That search brought up like 500 million sites, none of which, as you can probably imagine, had anything to do with song lyrics. Fortunately, I was able to recollect another section of lyrics and found the song, “These Things” by the band She Wants Revenge, which is indeed a pretty cool song.