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Vandalized

September 19, 2006 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

If you received an obscene message today from my Myspace account, please ignore it. Here’s what happened.

The internet in my apartment wasn’t working this morning, so I walked over to campus and logged into Myspace using one of the terminals in the library lobby. A few hours later I came back and checked my email, and found a message from one of my friends asking, “Why did you leave the comment ‘Fagman’ on my page? And why did you change your profile name to ‘David Barr Kirtley — Fiction Homosexual’?” I was like, oh crap. I logged into Myspace to find that my profile had been vandalized and several obscene messages had been sent from my account. I realized that you really have to sign out of Myspace. Closing the window isn’t enough. (The next person to open a window and go to Myspace will be logged in as you.) I changed my password, fixed everything, and tried to do damage control.

Some time later, I went back to the terminal I was at this morning and found a gang of the local juvenile delinquent skater kids clustered around it … browsing Myspace. So I’m sure it was them. I talked to the people at the library, but they said that unless I had solid proof there was nothing they could do about it. Those gang kids all have rap sheets full of grand theft auto and attempted rape, so I guess it’s no surprise that nobody here seems all that motivated to bust them for electronic vandalism, but it still really sucks.

Anyway, the lesson for the day is: always make sure to sign out of Myspace when using a public computer.

And BTW, is there any way in Myspace to see whose pages you’ve recently commented on?

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David Barr Kirtley is the host of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast, for which he’s interviewed over four hundred guests, including George R. R. Martin, Richard Dawkins, Paul Krugman, Simon Pegg, Margaret Atwood, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Ursula K. Le Guin. His short fiction appears in the book Save Me Plz and Other Stories.
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