stories how she used her … oh geez

Ah, another satisfied customer. Okay, not so much. Of course I am speaking of visitors to my website. Now, you may remember me griping about the staggering numbers of horndogs out there on the internet who somehow manage to stumble across my “Blood of Virgins” page by doing Google searches that are decidedly not “surreal romantic short stories featuring dragons.” Well, we have a new winner in the category of “No, my website is definitely not what you were looking for,” and I think this one’s destined to stand for a while. Someone managed to come across my “Save Me Plz” page by searching for “stories how she used her strap on on me,” due to the fact that my page contains such distinctive keywords as “stories,” “she,” and “strap.” Great job, Google. Seriously. I mean that. And of course this visitor departed instantly. Dang it. I hold out this sad, naive hope that somehow, someday, someone who visits my website will be like, “Hmm … what’s this? Geez, I was looking for German dungeon porn, but these science fiction stories look kind of interesting too. I think I’ll explore the site a bit.” Alas, today is not that day.