David Barr Kirtley

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Episode 17 With Naomi Novik Now Available

April 26, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Pop quiz. Can you match the dragon color to the deadly substance exhaled?

A. Black   1. Acid
B. Blue   2. Fire
C. Green   3. Ice
D. Red   4. Lightning
E. White   5. Poison Gas

If not, you’d better listen to dragon-themed Episode 17 of Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy, with special guest Naomi Novik. Because knowing is half the battle.

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The Adventures of Trotter, Marmaduke, Bingo, and Bladderthin

April 25, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

There’s a really interesting lecture by Michael Drout on the 4/16/10 iTunes feed for The Tolkien Professor podcast. Here’s a sample:

Strider, who became Aragorn, was originally a hobbit named “Trotter,” who wore wooden shoes or had wooden feet even. (He’d been tortured by the Dark Lord and so had to wear shoes, or maybe even have prosthetic wooden feet.) And “Trotter” persisted forever. Meriadoc’s name was “Marmaduke.” And my favorite one is that Frodo was “Bingo” — for a long time, I mean, like, multiple drafts. So what I tell my students is: revise, revise, revise … Or actually, the other one is that in The Hobbit, Gandalf’s original name was “Bladderthin.” And again that persisted through whole drafts.

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast Robin Wasserman Interview

April 25, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast, Episode 19: Immortality! Automata! Consciousness Transfererence!

Robin Wasserman, author of the Young Adult science fiction novel Skinned, joins us to discuss hacking Harvard, working in publishing, and writing about the future. Dave and John try to figure out how to upload their minds.

Robin Wasserman Author Photo     Skinned by Robin Wasserman Book Cover

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Monkey Island Special Edition for Mac

April 21, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Nice. I just noticed that The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition is now available for the Mac, as a $10 instant download. Seriously, best ten bucks you’ll ever spend.

Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition for Mac

ETA: Listen to my December 2010 interview with Monkey Island creator Ron Gilbert.

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy to Interview Robin Wasserman and Eli Kintisch

April 16, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy will be interviewing Robin Wasserman, author of the YA science fiction novel Skinned, and Eli Kintisch, author of Hack the Planet, a nonfiction book about ambitious and risky geoengineering schemes to address climate change. If anyone has any questions they’d like us to ask them, feel free to suggest them.

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Monkey Island 2 Special Edition

April 15, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Yay! I just saw that Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge, the greatest video game of all time, is getting the special edition treatment and will be re-released this summer. Check it out.

Monkey Island 2 Special Edition

ETA: Listen to my December 2010 interview with Monkey Island creator Ron Gilbert.

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Phantasie Heroes of the Lance Rings of Zilfin Game CGA

April 15, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

John Joseph Adams and I were just recording some material for Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy in which we briefly discuss the horror that was CGA graphics. You kids today with your “Halo” and your “Super Mario Galaxy” will never understand what we went through. Not only did we only have FOUR colors to look at, but they were the four goddamn ugliest colors ever dreamt up in the twisted imagination of some sadistic dark god of color-blind computer engineers. Here are some screenshots to show you what I mean. Keep in mind that I spent literally HUNDREDS (possibly thousands) of hours playing these three games.

Heroes of the Lance game CGA

OH MY GOD MY EYES!!! This is Heroes of the Lance, a Dragonlance tie-in game.

Phantasie game town CGA

This is Phantasie, the first computer RPG I ever played all the way through. Man, when it comes to flooring, you just can’t beat cyan and magenta checkerboard. (Also read my retrospective on this game.)

Rings of Zilfin game CGA

This is Rings of Zilfin. The graphics in this game are so ugly that I literally cried the first time I saw them, especially considering that the evil lying game box had led me to believe that the graphics would look like this. “Sham”? Yeah, you got that right.

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Shadow and Claw Peeling Plastic Cover

April 11, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Apparently my copy of Shadow & Claw is a big believer in safe sex:

Gene Wolfe Shadow and Claw Peeling Plastic Cover

No seriously, why is a layer of plastic peeling off from this book? None of my other books look like this.

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast Eric Garcia Interview

April 8, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast, Episode 18: Organ Repossession! Con Men! Dystopian Satire!

Eric Garcia, author of Matchstick Men and Repo Men, joins us to discuss con men, dark comedy, and dinosaurs living among us. Dave and John talk violent satirical ’80s science fiction movies.

Eric Garcia Author Photo     Repo Men Movie Poster

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“Sorcerer” Faces Imminent Death in Saudi Arabia

April 1, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Wow, remind me never to travel to Saudi Arabia:

“Sorcerer” Faces Imminent Death in Saudi Arabia

Ali Sabat was the host of a popular Lebanese TV show in which he predicted the future and gave advice. He was arrested by religious police on sorcery charges while on a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia in 2008. His lawyer, May el-Khansa, says she has been told Mr Sabat is due to be executed this week … Many Saudi executions are beheadings by the sword in public places.

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast Naomi Novik Interview

March 31, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast, Episode 17: Dragons! Fan Fiction! Copyright Law!

Naomi Novik, author of the bestselling Temeraire series (optioned by Peter Jackson!), joins us to discuss history, movies, and the Organization for Transformative Works. Dave and John talk dragons.

Naomi Novik Author Photo     Tongues of Serpents Naomi Novik

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Paul Krugman Isaac Asimov Science Fiction

March 30, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

This new Newsweek profile of Paul Krugman has a bit about how science fiction got him interested in economics:

Born of poor Russian-immigrant stock, raised in a small suburban house on middle-class Long Island, Krugman, 56, has never pretended to be in the cool crowd. Taunted in school as a nerd, he came home one day with a bloody nose—but told his parents to stay out of it, he would take care of himself. “He was so shy as a child that I’m shocked at the way he turned out,” says his mother, Anita. Krugman says he found himself in the science fiction of Isaac Asimov, especially the “Foundation” series — “It was nerds saving civilization, quants who had a theory of society, people writing equations on a blackboard, saying, ‘See, unless you follow this formula, the empire will fail and be followed by a thousand years of barbarism’.”

His Yale was “not George Bush’s Yale,” he says —- no boola-boola, no frats or secret societies, rather “drinking coffee in the Economics Department lounge.” Social science, he says, offered the promise of what he dreamed of in science fiction — “the beauty of pushing a button to solve problems. Sometimes there really are simple solutions: you really can have a grand idea.”

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Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy to Interview Naomi Novik and Eric Garcia

March 30, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy is scheduled to interview Naomi Novik, author of His Majesty’s Dragon, and Eric Garcia, author of Matchstick Men and Repo Men, so if anyone has any questions they’d like us to ask them, feel free to suggest them.

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Contradictions in the Bible Graph

March 29, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 2 Comments

Here’s a cool visual demonstration of contradictions in the Bible. Each arc stretches between two contradictory verses.

Contradictions in the Bible Graph

I have not personally checked each of the 439 listed contradictions for accuracy, but if you care to do so you can read them all on the massive PDF version.

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El Muchacho con Cara de Calavera

March 27, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s the table of contents for Zombies, the Spanish-language edition of The Living Dead, which includes my story “El muchacho con cara de calavera.”

the living dead john joseph adams zombies minotauro

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Way of the Wizard Cover John Joseph Adams

March 25, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s the preliminary cover for the anthology The Way of the Wizard, edited by John Joseph Adams (which includes my story “Family Tree”).

Way of the Wizard Cover John Joseph Adams

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The Scale of the Universe

March 23, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Check out this terrific app: The Scale of the Universe. It allows you to zoom in to a Planck length or out to the size of the Universe, and see a hundred different objects in proper scale all along the way.

The Scale of the Universe

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George R. R. Martin on Health Care

March 23, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

George R. R. Martin weighs in on the health care debate, providing some perspective on the horrific situation faced by freelance artists in America. Hundreds of comments to his blog ensued.

In a follow-up post he notes: “I find it telling that virtually ALL the posters from Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the UK, France, Italy, Spain, and other countries that have a single payer national health care service LIKE their national health plan, and would NOT trade it for the American model. Meanwhile, here in the US, we are clearly split right down the middle … Now I ask you: if there are two restaurants, one where 99% of the customers are satisfied and happy, and one where half the customers are happy and the other half profoundly unhappy with the food and service, which would you rather eat at?”

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Sanal Edamaruku Indian Rationalist Association

March 23, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s a really cool article about the Indian Rationalist Association: Skeptic Challenges Guru to Kill Him Live on TV. The article focuses on the organization’s president, Sanal Edamaruku.

From the article: His organisation traces its origins to the 1930s when the “Thinker’s Library” series of books, published by Britain’s Rationalist Press Association, were first imported to India. They included works by Aldous Huxley, Charles Darwin and H.G. Wells; among the early subscribers was Jawaharlal Nehru, India’s first Prime Minister.

The Indian Rationalist Association was founded officially in Madras in 1949 with the encouragement of the British philosopher Bertrand Russell, who sent a long letter of congratulations. For the next three decades it had no more than 300 members and focused on publishing pamphlets and debating within the country’s intellectual elite.

But since Mr Edamaruku took over in 1985, it has grown into a grass-roots organisation of more than 100,000 members — mainly young professionals, teachers and students — covering most of India. Members now spend much of their time investigating and reverse-engineering “miracles” performed by self-styled holy men who often claim millions of followers and amass huge wealth from donations.

The article goes into some detail about how many of these “miracles” are performed.

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The Ontological Factor

March 21, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Finished a new 6,400 word short story, “The Ontological Factor,” a loving homage to Robert Asprin’s Myth series. Years ago John Joseph Adams and I had to sit around Grand Central Station for a few hours waiting for someone, and in the course of that long conversation we discovered that we’re both big fans of the Myth books, and he suggested I should write something in that style. I loved the idea, and spent a lot of time thinking about it, but was never able to come up with a good approach to the material. I went back to it after Asprin’s death in 2008, because I thought it would be a nice tribute to the man who had been my favorite author during my childhood, and I spent quite a bit of time developing a concept, but in the end I just wasn’t thrilled with it and moved on to other things. Late last year I finally came up with what I think is a terrific new twist on the idea of dimension-hopping adventurers, but I was too busy with other stuff to actually write it, and that probably ended up being for the best, because working out all the logical implications of the idea turned out to be fiendishly complicated, and even after I’d spent four or five months plotting it out in my head I still stalled when I tried to actually write it, because things I hadn’t considered kept cropping up. In one of his forewards, Asprin, who was famously afflicted with writer’s block, declared, “These books just look spontaneous and easy to write. Honest!”, and I now have much greater appreciation for the truth of this. Anyway, the story is finally done, and I’m really, really pleased with how it turned out.

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David Barr Kirtley

David Barr Kirtley is the host of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast, for which he’s interviewed over four hundred guests, including George R. R. Martin, Richard Dawkins, Paul Krugman, Simon Pegg, Margaret Atwood, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Ursula K. Le Guin. His short fiction appears in the book Save Me Plz and Other Stories.
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