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The Long Embrace by Judith Freeman

January 12, 2008 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

 
Cover of The Long Embrace by Judith FreemanThe Long Embrace: Raymond Chandler and the Woman He Loved by Judith Freeman

I took a great fiction class from Judith Freeman at USC, and I got to hear about some of the travails involved in getting this book finished, so when I happened across a copy in the bookstore this past week I was eager to check it out. It’s a quirky sort of biography — the book recounts Judith’s own present-day pilgrimage to each of Chandler’s more than twenty L.A. residences, and along the way she fills us in on what was going on in Chandler’s life when he lived at each address. The book focuses particularly on the relationship between Chandler — an alcoholic oil company executive who turned to writing fiction while in his fifties — and his wife Cissy, who left her husband to marry Chandler, and who lied to Chandler about her age. (She claimed to be eight years older than him when actually she was eighteen years older.)

I couldn’t put the book down. In fact, I started reading it outside the bookstore and then kept reading it for over an hour as I walked home. I’ve never walked and read at the same time before, but it’s a lot of fun. You can actually walk and read pretty easily in Santa Monica because the sidewalks are straight and flat, and since everyone in L.A. drives, the sidewalks are almost completely deserted. (It’s actually quieter on the sidewalks than it is in my apartment.)

Here’s a section of the book that particularly struck me: “[Chandler] read Hammett and Hemingway, attracted by the swiftness and simplicity of their prose, the clean, sharp sentences and the cool, hard surface of the masculine world they depicted. Hemingway and Hammett: each in his own way understanding the need for terseness and direct forcefulness, for a prose of terrible urgency. From Hemingway Chandler learned to keep his sentences short and swift–sometimes very short, and very swift, as in ‘He drank.’ Or, ‘He sat.’ From Hammett he took the detective, a hardened hero like Sam Spade. But whereas Hammett had simply described the lone man walking in the rain, Chandler made us hurt for that man. His lonely man was more likeable than Spade, less harsh and brittle, more human. He exposed the man’s wounds, his longings, his fears, and the biggest wound of all was the man’s haunting, endemic, incurable, ever-present loneliness. An existential separation oozed from the writer, like something dark seeping from an unseen place. It takes an existentialist to know one, and Chandler was our first, our best, our homegrown existentialist, admired even by Camus. Ray took something else from Hammett: a sense of the wisecracking humor of The Thin Man, which came out the year Ray published his first story. His Marlowe owes a lot to Nick Charles — the cool, suave, imperturbable cosmopolitan who tosses back his first drink with breakfast and keeps going to midnight and somehow never gets a hangover but just grows wittier and more clever as the day wears on. In some ways, Marlowe was Nick without Nora, the more streetwise Angeleno version of the more effete San Fransiscan, but what connected these characters was the love of the bon mot, the fast repartee, and a good manly capacity for liquor. Neither Hammett nor Chandler was particularly good at depicting crowd scenes. They focused on the intimate one-on-one. Chandler once said he could never manage a roomful of people in his fiction, but give him two people snotting at each other over a desk and he was a happy man.”

And this, from one of Chandler’s letters to his editor, Blanche Knopf: “I’m afraid the book [The High Window] is not going to be any good to you. No action, no likeable characters, no nothing. The detective does nothing … all I can say by way of extenuation is that I tried my best … the thing that rather gets me down is that when I write something that is tough and fast and full of mayhem and murder, I get panned for being tough and fast and full of mayhem and murder, and then when I try to tone down a bit and develop the mental and emotional side of a situation, I get panned for leaving out what I was panned for putting in the first time … From now on, if I make mistakes, as I no doubt shall, they will not be made in a futile attempt to avoid making mistakes.”

Filed Under: how to write, recommended

YouTube Links: Richard Dawkins & Douglas Adams, Lovecraft on Mastermind

December 17, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Richard Dawkins & Douglas Adams

Lovecraft on Mastermind

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YouTube Links: Catfight!, Ryan vs. Dorkman

December 2, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Catfight!

Ryan vs. Dorkman

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James Randi Videos on YouTube

November 27, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

If you or someone you know has paranormal abilities, you could win a cool million dollars just for demonstrating those abilities. Sadly, I don’t possess any supernatural abilities, and apparently neither does anyone else.

The site’s FAQ is actually pretty funny. For example: Has there ever been a time when you thought, “This is the one that will take the prize?” A: No. I wish there were some really challenging offers or claims, just to add some excitement to my job, but it’s pretty well the same old material, endlessly repeated. And never have I ever even been much surprised at a claim, though I’m often surprised at the fact that anyone is actually fooled by it, even for a moment.

And: We at JREF must offer to test any and every applicant, because we cannot be the judges of whether a claim is likely to be valid. Only occasionally we encounter a claim that is just so silly or dangerous that we do not offer to go ahead with negotiations. Example: a person claimed to be controlling every event in the world just by wagging his head back and forth, and he even sent us a video of himself in action. He also “fed” a spirit living in a black stone, through a hole in that stone. We are tolerant, but not quite naive enough to spend time discussing such a claim.

There are a bunch of interesting videos on YouTube of James Randi debunking paranormal claims. Of course you have your outright con artists: your spoon benders & faith healers and your telekinetics. But you also have people who seem to have honestly deluded themselves into believing that they have supernatural abilities. If you have a strong stomach for abject humiliation, witness the complete and total failure at seeing auras, crystal healing, and dowsing by people who had agreed beforehand to these exact tests.

If you want to see something truly astounding, check out the amazing color changing card trick. And speaking of magic, if you haven’t seen it you should check out this hilarious parody of David Blaine’s Street Magic.

Filed Under: recommended

Pop Surrealism; Scott Musgrove, Todd Schorr, Camille Rose Garcia, Mark Ryden, Alex Gross, Robert Gonsalves

November 17, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

I just discovered some new art that I really like — “Pop Surrealism.” I had randomly come across some of these pieces before, such as Scott Musgrove’s cover illustration for Etgar Keret’s collection The Nimrod Flipout, as well as some stuff that I saw at the La Luz de Jesus gallery, but I hadn’t realized that there was a recognized subculture of this stuff until I found the book Pop Surrealism by Kirsten Anderson. Pop surrealism originated here in Los Angeles and is influenced by a wide range of pop culture art forms such as comics, advertising, tattooing, circus culture, graffiti, and science fiction. Reading about the pop surrealism world actually reminds me a lot of the fantasy & science fiction world — here you have two art forms that are sometimes condescended to in certain stodgy circles despite being manifestly more exciting, relevant, and artistic than most of what passes for “respectable” art & literature. In both worlds you also see a pattern of tech-savvy new artists building huge audiences online and completely bypassing the traditional gatekeepers of culture. (And I mean really, are you seriously going to trust a guy who looks like this to tell you what’s cool?) I also feel some affinity with pop surrealism since I feel like they’re trying to accomplish some of the same things I’ve been trying to do in pieces such as “Transformations” and in some of my newer, yet unpublished work. Here’s a sampling of some pop surrealist art: Clash of Holidays by Todd Schorr. (This piece apparently caused quite a furor with some religious groups when it was first displayed.) Arctic Cavern Hideaway by Camille Rose Garcia (who grew up in the shadow of Disneyland and lists Philip K. Dick as one of her favorite authors). Corkey Ascending to the Heavens by Mark Ryden. Siren by Alex Gross. And finally, here’s one that’s really more just “surrealism” than “pop surrealism,” but I found it while researching this stuff and I like it so I’m going to toss it in here: Autumn Cycling by Robert Gonsalves.

Filed Under: recommended

The Guild by Felicia Day, a Free, Funny Webisode Series About Online Gamers

November 6, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

This is fun. The Guild, a free web TV show about a group of MMO players. It’s written by and stars Buffy actress Felicia Day. Enough shows about doctors, lawyers, and cops, dammit. We need more shows about geeks.

And of course, if you’re into this sort of thing you might also get a kick out of my “Save Me Plz” video picture book.

Filed Under: recommended

Violinist Josh Vietti Performs at 3rd Street Promenade

November 6, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

A few times now I’ve seen this guy Josh Vietti doing the street performer thing on the 3rd Street Promenade. He plays the violin over an electronic beat, and draws quite a crowd. I’m not the sort of person who could distinguish an excellent violinist from a merely adequate one, but he seems awfully good to me. You can listen to some of his tracks on his website.

Filed Under: recommended

Check out Joe Hill’s short fiction on iTunes, particularly “Best New Horror”

October 29, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The iTunes logo for Joe Hill's short story collection 20th Century Ghosts.   So I logged into the iTunes store this morning and noticed that on the front page they’re pimping Joe Hill’s collection 20th Century Ghosts. It’s cool to see short fiction get this kind of promotion. As I’ve mentioned, I really enjoy wandering around at night and listening to horror stories. It’s been a while since I’ve done it, and I’ve been in the mood to get back into it, and I’d heard this collection was good, so I bought all the stories. I just listened to one of them, “Best New Horror,” and it was really awesome. Check it out.

Filed Under: recommended

Recommended: Skeptoid: Critical Analysis of Pop Culture Phenomena

October 12, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The logo for the Skeptoid podcast.   I found a new podcast that I really enjoy — Skeptoid: Critical Analysis of Pop Culture Phenomena. In fact, I enjoy it so much that I just listened to all 69 episodes in one day. I don’t always agree with the host, but the show is always thought-provoking, and the stories behind how some of these myths get started are often hilarious. Another plus: I no longer believe that the earth is secretly ruled by a cabal of subterranean lizard-men, so as you can imagine that’s a huge load off my mind.

Filed Under: recommended

Hidden Treasures of Wikipedia

July 4, 2007 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here are some items I recently came across on Wikipedia that I thought were worth pointing out:

From the Haunted House entry: “Symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning include listlessness, depression, dementia, emotional disturbances, and hallucinations. Many of the phenomena generally associated with haunted houses, including strange visions and sounds, feelings of dread, illness, and the sudden, apparently inexplicable death of all the occupants, can be attributed to carbon monoxide poisoning. In one famous case, carbon monoxide poisoning was clearly identified as the cause of an alleged haunting. Dr. William Wilmer, an ophthalmologist, described the experiences of one of his patients in a 1921 article published in the American Journal of Ophthalmology. ‘Mr. and Mrs. H.’ moved into a new home, but soon began to complain of headaches and listlessness. They began to hear bells and footsteps during the night, soon accompanied by strange physical sensations and mysterious figures. When they began to investigate, they found the previous residents had experienced similar symptoms. Upon examination, their furnace was found to be severely damaged, resulting in incomplete combustion and forcing most of the fumes into the house rather than up the chimney. After the stove was fixed, the family fully recovered and did not experience any further paranormal events … Carbon monoxide is the leading cause of accidental poisoning deaths in North America. Thus carbon monoxide poisoning should be promptly investigated as a possible cause for ‘hauntings.'”

From the Anecdote entry: “A more sophisticated anecdote concerns Sidney Morgenbesser, then Professor Emeritus of Philosophy at Columbia University, as follows: One day in New York City, Morgenbesser put his pipe in his mouth as he was ascending the subway steps. A policeman approached and told him that there was no smoking on the subway. Morgenbesser pointed out that he was leaving the subway, not entering it, and that he had not yet lit up. The cop repeated his injunction. Morgenbesser repeated his observation. After a few such exchanges, the cop saw he was beaten and fell back on the oldest standby of enfeebled authority: ‘If I let you do it, I’d have to let everyone do it.’ To this the old philosopher replied, ‘Who do you think you are–Kant?’ His last word was misconstrued, and the whole question of the Categorical Imperative had to be hashed out down at the police station. Morgenbesser won the argument.”

Filed Under: recommended

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David Barr Kirtley is the host of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast, for which he’s interviewed over four hundred guests, including George R. R. Martin, Richard Dawkins, Paul Krugman, Simon Pegg, Margaret Atwood, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Ursula K. Le Guin. His short fiction appears in the book Save Me Plz and Other Stories.
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