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Royale with Cheese?

June 25, 2006 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Okay, I have a confession. I did no research whatsoever for my previous entry in which I asserted that in the Netherlands they call a Quarter Pounder a “Royale with Cheese.” I just assumed that Pulp Fiction was giving it to me straight. But I just went into a McDonald’s, and you know what they called a Quarter Pounder? A “Quarter Pounder.” How disillusioning. Who would’ve ever guessed you could get a skewed view of reality from watching Pulp Fiction?

Update: Whoops, my bad. I double-checked the Pulp Fiction dialogue, and it turns out that they supposedly call a Quarter Pounder a “Royale with Cheese” in France. It’s the rest of the conversation that’s about the Netherlands. I misremembered. So I guess it’s still an open question whether or not they call a Quarter Pounder a “Royale with Cheese” in France. But you can absolutely take it to the bank that they don’t call it a “Royale with Cheese” in the Netherlands. Not a chance. Anyway, I apologize to Pulp Fiction for casting aspersions on its status as a reliable portrayal of reality.

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David Barr Kirtley is the host of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast, for which he’s interviewed over four hundred guests, including George R. R. Martin, Richard Dawkins, Paul Krugman, Simon Pegg, Margaret Atwood, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Ursula K. Le Guin. His short fiction appears in the book Save Me Plz and Other Stories.
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