To my eternal sorrow, I saw Ghost Rider tonight. Ghost Rider is about a superhero who’s a biker with a flaming skull. If you are evil, Ghost Rider might appear and suck your soul out through your eyes and leave behind only a smoking, fiery mess where your brain used to be, which, by a curious coincidence, is exactly what it feels like to sit through this movie. I swear to you I am not exaggerating when I say I thought I was going to vomit from how bad this movie is. It’s true I spent almost the entire movie giggling, but it was in an unpleasant, escaped-mental-patient sort of way. The dialogue is atrocious, the storyline is incoherent, and the characterization is ludicrous. (The special effects aren’t bad.) If anyone suggests to you going to see this movie, please, please, learn from my mistake. Head in the opposite direction so fast that you leave a flaming trail behind you.
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