The Quotable DBK
On Pets:
“All I’ve done, I’ve done for my pet turtle. I love you, Fluffy.”
On Religion:
“Metatron! He’s the angel that can turn into a truck.”
On Language:
“I didn’t know the Romanian language contained
any words that didn’t mean ‘I am a vampire.'”
On Romance:
“Why thank you, I’ve been secretly wanting some
exciting strange man to break in and lick my toes.”
On Perseverance:
“WOMBATS DON’T LAUGH! On your feet!”
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