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Federations, edited by John Joseph Adams

April 16, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s the cover of the new John Joseph Adams anthology Federations (“From Star Trek to Star Wars and from Dune to Foundation, science fiction has a rich history of exploring the idea of vast interstellar societies … The stories in Federations continue that tradition”). Features a blurb from Wil Wheaton!

The cover of the John Joseph Adams anthology Federations

I got a mention in the acknowledgements:

“Many thanks to the following … The NYC Rebel Alliance — consisting of Christopher M. Cevasco (C3P0), Douglas E. Cohen (R2D2), David Barr Kirtley (Chewbacca), Andrea Kail (Leia), and Rob Bland (Han Solo), among others.”

Which occasioned this conversation among the alliance in question at KGB last night:

“So what do you think?”
“That’s cool. Except why am I Chewbacca? I’m totally not Chewbacca. I should be, like, Han Solo. Wait, who’s Han Solo?”
“Rob’s Han Solo.”
“Oh. Yeah. I guess Rob is more Han Solo than me. But I should at least be Luke Skywalker or something.”
“I’m Luke Skywalker. That’s the whole point. See, I’m Luke Skywalker, and everyone I know is my–”
“I could be Lando.”
“Yeah, I thought about that. Except I didn’t want to make one of my friends Lando, because Lando betrays all his friends.”
“But then he redeems himself. He blows up a Death Star.”
“That doesn’t change the fact that he betrays everyone.”
“Man, you’re tough, if blowing up a Death Star isn’t even enough to get back on your good side.”
“Dave betrayed all his friends by moving to LA.”
“But then he redeemed himself by coming back.”
“See, he is Lando.”

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Photo from New York Review of Science Fiction Reading Series

April 13, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s a photo I just came across from last October’s New York Review of Science Fiction Reading Series, where I read my story “The Skull-Faced Boy.” I really like the Reservoir Dogs quality of this shot. So here’s me, John Langan, and Doug Cohen, a.k.a. the Bad Boyz of South Street. Swilling Poland Spring with my finger on my manuscript, yo. (Photo by Barbara Krasnoff.)

David Barr Kirtley, John Langan, and Doug Cohen at the New York Review of Science Fiction Reading Series

Filed Under: nyc, photos

The Collected Stories of Roger Zelazny from NESFA Press

April 13, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

I’d heard this was in the works, but I didn’t realize they’d actually started coming out: The Collected Stories of Roger Zelazny from NESFA Press.

The Collected Stories of Roger Zelazny Volume 1      The Collected Stories of Roger Zelazny Volume 2

I guess I could write something here about how exciting this is, but this Amazon posting from George Beahm sums it up pretty well:

In what has to be the bargain of the century, NESFA Press is issuing six–count ’em, six!–collections of Zelazny’s short fiction. The first two books are out, and they are great buys: handsome hardbacks with a newly commissioned Michael Whelan painting for the dust jacket, sewn signatures, notes for each story, commentary from Zelazny, and annotations by someone who’s done his homework. In other words, get this NOW before they go out of print and command princely sums! The print run, I believe, is approximately 2,000 of each volume, so once the word gets out, fans will snap these up. I’m not in a position to go check my copies, but my recollection is that these are around $30 or less each. What amazes me is that the first two books have stories I’ve never been able to locate, since Zelazny had early short fiction published in small magazines, fanzines, prozines, etc. So this is your chance to get all of his short fiction, in hardback, in an edition made specifically for his fans. For the two books on hand, any praise I sing is insufficient: I eagerly await the remaining four titles, due out before Christmas.

I don’t know this fellow — for all I know he works for NESFA Press. If he does he deserves a raise, since I ordered both books immediately after reading this.

Filed Under: recommended

Gardner Dozois on George R. R. Martin

April 12, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s another little paragraph about writing that struck a chord with me, and that I’ve reread many times. This one’s not technically advice, but it kind of looks like advice if you squint. This is Gardner Dozois explaining the popularity of George R. R. Martin, from the introduction to the massive short story collection GRRM: A RRetrospective (later repackaged as Dreamsongs):

George has always been a richly romantic writer. Dry minimalism or the cooly ironic games of postmodernism so beloved by many modern writers and critics are not what you’re going to get when you open something by George R. R. Martin. What you’re going to get instead is a strongly-plotted story driven by emotional conflict and crafted by someone who’s a natural-born storyteller, a story that grabs you on the first page and refuses to let go. You’re going to get adventure, action, conflict, romance, and lust, vivid human emotion: obsessive, doomed love, stark, undying hatred, unexpected veins of rich humor … and something that’s rare even in science fiction and fantasy these days (let alone the mainstream) — a love of adventure for adventure’s sake, a delighting in the strange and colorful, bizarre plants and animals, exotic scenery, strange lands, strange customs, stranger people, backed by the inexhaustible desire to see what’s over the next hill, or waiting on the next world.

Filed Under: how to write

Merlyn’s Pen Posts “The Sorcerer & The Charlatan”

April 7, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Merlyn’s Pen has posted the full text of my short story “The Sorcerer & The Charlatan.” This piece, which I wrote when I was about fifteen, was the first story I ever wrote that got published.

David Barr Kirtley art illustration The Sorcerer and the Charlatan Merlyn's Pen

Filed Under: art & animation, my fiction

PSA: Vaccines Harm Psychic Abilities

April 6, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Wow, this is a new one to me. Apparently vaccines harm psychic abilities. Just take it from Zulu shaman Credo Mutwa:

“I noticed that school children in mission schools who had been vaccinated for smallpox or measles could not see spiritual entities at all. A flying saucer would fly through the sky at great speed and be seen by many men & women but the children who had been vaccinated would see nothing and I noticed this hundreds of times.”

Wait, so this guy’s seen flying saucers hundreds of times? While I’ve never even seen one crummy flying saucer? But then, I suppose was vaccinated. One more thing to blame my parents for, I guess. On the other hand, I’ve never died of any easily preventable illnesses either, so it kind of balances out.

Filed Under: humor

George R. R. Martin on Alien Names

April 6, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

In the same vein as the Roger Zelazny quote I posted yesterday, here’s another of my favorite little bits of really common-sense, practical writing advice. It’s an excerpt from a letter that George R. R. Martin sent to his collaborator Lisa Tuttle, which she reprinted in her book Writing Fantasy & Science Fiction. On the issue of alien names he says:

“The best way to handle it, I think, is to avoid naming things gizzuks and smerps, and to run together real words and use them in context in such a way that they’re self-explanatory. Besides, human colonists would never name anything a gizzuk. Thusly I have stories that features windwolves and tree-spooks and rock-cats and plains devils and such.”

Filed Under: how to write

Roger Zelazny on Describing Characters

April 5, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

Some of the best writing advice I ever got I came across in Roger Zelazny’s essay “Constructing a Science Fiction Novel,” which appeared in his short story collection Frost & Fire. On the subject of describing characters he writes:

“How much can the mind take in at one gulp? See the character entirely but mention only three things, I decided. Then quit and get on with the story. If a fourth characteristic sneaks in easily, okay. But leave it at that intially. No more. Trust that other features will occur as needed, so long as you know. ‘He was a tall, red-faced kid with one shoulder lower than the other.’ Were he a tall, red-faced kid with bright blue eyes (or large-knuckled hands or storms of freckles upon his cheeks) with one shoulder lower than the other, he would actually go out of focus a bit rather than grow clearer in the mind’s eye. Too much detail creates sensory overload, impairing the reader’s ability to visualize.”

I was reminded of this advice while reading over this description of Abraham Van Helsing from Bram Stoker’s Dracula:

“A man of medium weight, strongly built, with his shoulders set back over a broad, deep chest and a neck well balanced on the trunk as the head is on the neck. The poise of the head strikes me at once as indicative of thought and power. The head is noble, well-sized, broad, and large behind the ears. The face, clean-shaven, shows a hard, square chin, a large resolute, mobile mouth, a good-sized nose, rather straight, but with quick, sensitive nostrils, that seem to broaden as the big bushy brows come down and the mouth tightens. The forehead is broad and fine, rising at first almost straight and then sloping back above two bumps or ridges wide apart, such a forehead that the reddish hair cannot possibly tumble over it, but falls naturally back and to the sides. Big, dark blue eyes are set widely apart, and are quick and tender or stern with the man’s moods.”

If you can read through that without zoning out, you must be on Adderall — and that’s leaving aside the issue of specific details that are just silly (sensitive nostrils?). If that description coheres for you into anything approximating a human being, your brain just does not work like mine does. All I see when I read that description is Mr. Potato Head.

Filed Under: how to write

Zombie Doodle UK T-Shirt

April 1, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Rob writes:

I’ve just begun preparations for a clothing company, and I would like to use your doodle of a zombie in one of my T-shirt designs. The doodle will be heavily changed and effect-ed, but I would like to use it as a basis. If you agree and the T-shirt goes into printing, I will happily send you one all the way from sunny England!

I told him sure. I asked which doodle he was thinking of using, but haven’t heard back. It would be one of these four.

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USC Master of Professional Writing

April 1, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s my diploma from the University of Southern California’s Master of Professional Writing program. I focused on screenwriting and fiction.

David Barr Kirtley's diploma from the University of Southern California's Master of Professional Writing program

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