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The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition

June 21, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley 3 Comments

This summer LucasArts is releasing a remake of Ron Gilbert’s The Secret of Monkey Island, the greatest video game of all time (along with its sequel Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge).

Guybrush Threepwood Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition

Monkey Island was inspired by the Tim Powers novel On Stranger Tides, and the subsequent Pirates of the Caribbean films were so obviously influenced by Monkey Island that Ron Gilbert joked on his blog about being mystified that his royalty check from Disney hadn’t yet arrived. The game also features a brilliant insult swordfighting mini-game with insults written by Orson Scott Card.

Recently a younger relative of mine asked me if I play video games. I told him I used to play a lot, but don’t any more, because they stopped making the kind of games that were my favorite, adventure games, and after a while I just got bored with the other kinds of games I used to like, shooters and rpgs, because really how many hundreds of hours can you spend killing monsters before it just gets old? This young man didn’t even know what an adventure game was. I tried to explain that in adventure games you would have a character and you would explore and pick up items and talk to people and solve puzzles. His friend said, “Like Zelda?” And I said, “Yeah, sort of. Except in Zelda you spend 95% of your time killing things and 5% of your time solving puzzles and talking to people. In an adventure game you would spend 0% of your time killing things and 100% of your time solving puzzles and talking to people.”

I keep hoping that adventure games will make a comeback someday. If you’ve never played Monkey Island before and you own a PC or XBox, definitely keep an eye out for this new version.

Filed Under: video games

KGB Fantastic Fiction Reading Series June 2009

June 20, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Photos from this month’s KGB Fantastic Fiction Reading Series.

Mary Robinette Kowal

Brian Francis Slattery

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Filed Under: nyc, photos

John Hodgman Barack Obama Nerd

June 20, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

The Daily Show‘s John Hodgman interrogates President Obama on his geek cred at the TV & Radio Correspondents’ Dinner.

John Hodgman Barack Obama Nerd

My favorite line: “The Constitution is perhaps the most geeky document of all time. It is essentially the Frequently Asked Questions list of the United States, that was written by moneyed, sickly, bookish, bifocal-wearing nerds who believed that God was a distant, uncaring Dungeon Master.”

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Revolutionary Geeks

June 16, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC:


Rachel Maddow: Are we likely to see the amount of video that we’re getting of what’s happening in Iran decline over the next few days as Western sources are kicked out?

Richard Engel: That will to some degree happen, but what the Iranian crackdown is — it’s very old-fashioned — they want to control the media so they’re cutting off phones and they’re kicking out established reporters and harassing reporters. That’s a very, if you will, 1980s, 1990s way of a media crackdown. It has not helped them control the information war. Already online if you look on sites like YouTube there’s more than 3,500 videos that have been posted by demonstrators — that’s videos — plus tens of thousands of pictures, in addition to all the information that they’re exchanging on sites like Twitter … And this is the class of people that are much more savvy. The Revolutionary Guards, and the establishment of the state, it’s not really a very technologically savvy group, versus the students, the intellectuals, the moderates, the … the geeks, if you will.

Rachel Maddow: Yay for the geeks! The revolutionary geeks.

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Moon directed by Duncan Jones

June 14, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Tonight I caught a screening of the new sci-fi flick Moon (which featured a Q&A with director Duncan Jones).

Moon directed by Duncan Jones

Moon stars Sam Rockwell as the lone inhabitant of a lunar station who’s just wrapping up an arduous three-year contract when weird stuff starts happening to him. The movie is well-done and enjoyable, but nothing you haven’t seen a million times before. I also had a lot of scientific/plausibility issues. On the other hand, Sam Rockwell gives a good performance and the visuals are nice, especially considering the budget was only five million.

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The Irate Gamer

June 7, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Okay, here’s a pretty funny YouTube channel: The Irate Gamer.

The Irate Gamer YouTube Channel

I particularly recommend his videos about Ghosts & Goblins (the most outrageously, unfairly difficult game ever made; I think I spent about as much time hurling this cartridge against the wall in fury as I did actually playing it — and wait until you see how preposterously cheap the game becomes in its impossible-to-reach final levels), Super Mario Bros. 2 (turns out the reason this game is so different from other Mario titles is because Nintendo just took an existing Japanese game, changed the hero sprites to Mario & friends, and sold it in the US as a Mario game), and E.T. (legendary as the worst video game ever made — it single-handedly destroyed the company Atari, who was forced to bury five million unsold and returned copies of this game in the New Mexico desert).

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Roger Zelazny Lord of Light Movie

June 6, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Over on SciFiWire there’s an article 7 ‘Unfilmable’ Sci-Fi Books —- And the Filmmakers Who Could Adapt Them. In the comments thread, several people suggest a film version of Roger Zelazny’s Lord of Light. I don’t know how many people know this story, but there was a Lord of Light film adaptation in the works at one point. From Wikipedia:

In 1979 it was announced that Lord of Light would be made into a 50 million dollar film. It was planned that the sets for the movie would be made permanent and become the core of a science fiction theme park to be built in Aurora, Colorado. Famed comic-book artist Jack Kirby was even contracted to produce artwork for set design. However, due to legal problems the project was never completed.

Parts of the unmade film project, the script and Kirby’s set designs, were subsequently acquired by the CIA as cover for an exfiltration team posing as Hollywood location scouts in Tehran in order to rescue six US diplomatic staff who escaped the Iranian hostage crisis by virtue of being outside the Embassy building at the time.

There’s an interview on YouTube with one of the CIA men who took part in the operation, and there’s a detailed article about it here.

Jack Kirby Concept Art for Roger Zelazny Lord of Light Movie
Jack Kirby’s Concept Art for the Lord of Light Film

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The Cambist and Lord Iron: A Fairy Tale of Economics by Daniel Abraham

June 5, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

I just saw that Daniel Abraham’s story “The Cambist and Lord Iron: A Fairy Tale of Economics” is now online. This was one of my favorite stories that I read in my contributor’s copy of Fantasy: The Best of the Year 2008 (see “Save Me Plz”). “The Cambist and Lord Iron” originally appeared in John Klima’s anthology Logorrhea, which invited contributors to submit stories inspired by winning spelling bee words. For me, one measure of a great story is that it motivates you to recount the entire plot to people who haven’t read it. I’ve retold “The Cambist and Lord Iron” to several lucky people, including my mom. But I hadn’t gotten very far into my telling when she said, “You’ve told me this story before.” I declared that I hadn’t. She insisted that I had. I insisted that I hadn’t. She said, “Well, I’ve definitely heard this story before.” She then realized that my dad had read the story and that he had already retold the whole thing to her. So that’s how good this story is. Check it out.

ETA: There’s a podcast version as well.

Filed Under: recommended

Realms of Fantasy Magazine, August 2009

June 2, 2009 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

Here’s the (beautiful) cover of the first issue of the newly-relaunched Realms of Fantasy magazine.

Realms of Fantasy Magazine, August 2009

This is the first issue for which my good buddy Doug Cohen is serving as art director.

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David Barr Kirtley is the host of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast, for which he’s interviewed over four hundred guests, including George R. R. Martin, Richard Dawkins, Paul Krugman, Simon Pegg, Margaret Atwood, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Ursula K. Le Guin. His short fiction appears in the book Save Me Plz and Other Stories.
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