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Geezer’s Guide to the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Movie

August 30, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

So my parents asked if Scott Pilgrim vs. the World was any good, and I said, “Oh yeah, it’s one of the best movies I’ve seen in years … possibly ever.” And they said, “So should we go see it?” and I was like, “Oh, I don’t know. I predict you’ll find it fairly inexplicable.” I say this based on them not getting or liking various off-kilter films such as Donnie Darko or Napolean Dynamite that inspire rabid followings among young audiences, and the fact that Scott Pilgrim in particular will be enjoyed more depending on how much affection you have for video games, graphic novels, alternative rock bands, and 20-something slackers. (When I saw it, I swear there wasn’t a solid minute that passed in which the audience wasn’t laughing/cheering/orgasming, but that’s a pretty young hip crowd on Friday night in Manhattan.)

But my parents still want to see it, because they want to go see something and there just haven’t been many good movies this summer, so they asked if I could post some sort of “Geezer’s Guide to Scott Pilgrim.” They were also talking about maybe taking my grandma.

Okay, this is going to take a while.


The first thing you have to understand is that Scott Pilgrim fights people, and this makes no literal sense. There’s no logical explanation for why this scrawny kid is a martial arts master — no, I doubt he spends all day at the dojo. It’s sort of like in a musical when everyone just starts singing for no reason, and you just have to accept that a bunch of gang kids can all carry a tune and execute a perfectly choreographed dance number. It’s a storytelling tool that creates a heightened emotional effect. And the fighting in Scott Pilgrim feels right because it has metaphorical resonance. When you’re dating someone, something you have to grapple with and overcome are your feelings about the fact that the person you’re dating dated other people before you — people you may not think much of (in which case it makes you insecure about the person you’re with) or people you’re afraid you’ll never measure up to (in which case it makes you insecure about yourself). You wonder if the person you’re dating still has feelings for any of these exes, and whether they’ll get back together if given half a chance. Even if you never even meet any of these exes, they’re kind of like ghosts who haunt every relationship.

Scott Pilgrim takes this universal emotional experience and literalizes it, with Scott having to literally battle all of the exes. If it helps, conceptualize the movie as being how Scott pictures his life in his over-active imagination — an imagination colored by his obsession with music, graphic novels, and video games. Of course the confrontations are epic — that’s exactly how it feels. Of course he’s a hero — we’re all the hero of our own lives. And of course he’s a martial arts master — in emotional terms he possesses all the tools he needs to prevail. (I think it’s better not to view the movie as something that Scott’s just imagining, but rather to just accept that the movie takes place in a world that’s completely real and that functions according to its own skewed logic, but that’s an imaginative leap a lot of people seem unwilling/unable to make.)

Once you get that the fights are literal events laden with metaphorical resonance, the next thing you have to understand is that they’re conveyed using the visual vocabulary of video games and graphic novels, most obviously “fighting games” like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, or Soul Calibur, in which two players stand at the same arcade machine, each control one character, and attempt to beat the snot out of each other:



A key component of such games is “combos.” You only need to press one or two buttons in order to execute the basic punches and kicks, but to prevail against tougher opponents you have to start memorizing long combinations of buttons. Stringing together such sequences can enable you to strike your opponent over and over without interruption, quickly draining away their health and eventually causing them to be knocked out (KO’d).


When Scott strikes a death blow against an opponent, that person explodes in a shower of coins:


When you’re playing a video game, it’s fun to get constant rewards, and usually the only assets in the game are health, wealth, and points, and game designers want to provide a steady stream of all three to keep players hooked. This leads to the nonsensical but extremely common convention of players acquiring coins from killing just about any monster, even ones you wouldn’t necessarily expect to be keeping much money on their persons, such as rats or skeletons. Especially in older games with simpler graphics, often an enemy you killed would simply blink out of existence, leaving behind a coin, which is what the movie is riffing on here.

There are other types of video games in which you don’t literally fight your opponent, but you compete at some virtual task, such as dancing or playing the guitar. There’s a popular game called Guitar Hero where the game plays a song and then two players compete to see who can play the notes more accurately. In a real world “battle of the bands,” one act would play and then the other. In Scott Pilgrim, it’s more like in a video game, with the musicians both playing at the same time:


There are also games where players control a virtual skateboarder. In the world of skateboarding, one common trick is “grinding” — jumping the board up onto a curb or railing and sliding along it:


In skateboarding video games, you would press some buttons to make your character execute a grind, and then you would have to keep hitting particular buttons in sequence to maintain the grind, and the longer you kept up the proper button-pushing rhythm, the longer you would keep doing the trick and collecting points. Video games often feature gigantic, exaggerated skateboard parks and death-defying tricks far beyond what would be possible in real life, and the Scott Pilgrim movie plays off of this.

One of the ex-boyfriends in the movie is a vegan. Strict vegans don’t eat meat or consume any animal products. There are also less strict vegans, such as “lacto-ovo” vegans, who make exceptions and eat milk and eggs. Keeping vegan requires enormous discipline, and some vegans can have a smug, morally superior attitude. The Scott Pilgrim movie pokes fun at this. In this universe, keeping vegan gives one incredible superpowers, so that the attributes match the attitude:


In many video games, the player has multiple “lives.” That is, if the character in the game dies, their number of “lives” is reduced by one and the character starts over from a point in the game shortly before they died. When Scott collects a “1UP,” the audience is expected to understand that he’s now got an extra life, and will not die permanently if he’s killed.


(A funny novelty T-shirt I saw at Venice Beach once reads, “Video games ruined my life. Fortunately I have two extra lives.”)

In many video games, your character becomes more powerful throughout the game, both because you collect more powerful inventory items and also because your character’s attributes — such as “strength,” “magic,” and “health” — increase with experience. Often the character must earn a certain number of “experience points” in order to reach the next level, and when the character “levels up” (e.g., goes from Level 5 to Level 6), their attributes increase accordingly. This also happens in the Scott Pilgrim movie, and again it has metaphorical resonance — when Scott grows as a person and learns important life lessons, he simultaneously “levels up” and becomes a more formidable fighter:


In many video games, your ultimate challenge is to battle some dark, twisted version of yourself. One well-known example is from the second Legend of Zelda game, in which your shadow suddenly leaps out from behind you and attacks:


In the Scott Pilgrim movie, when Scott is confronted by the sinister-looking “Nega Scott,” it’s playing off this common trope.

Now go see the movie.

Filed Under: video games

Read My Story “The Skull-Faced City” Free Online

August 29, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

My story “The Skull-Faced City” is among the free samples over at the newly-launched website for the zombie anthology The Living Dead 2:

  “The Skull-Faced City”

A power-mad zombie rules over a city of the dead.

Text
Available Here

This is a sequel to “The Skull-Faced Boy,” so definitely read that one first:

  “The Skull-Faced Boy”

Two friends clash after coming back to life as zombies.

Audio
Read by Ralph Walters
Read by David Barr Kirtley

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Available Here

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

August 28, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

It’s a little hard for me to believe that anyone reading this hasn’t already seen or isn’t already planning to see Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, but just in case … go see Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. And don’t take my word for it. Simon Pegg, a man of impeccable taste, also urges you attend.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the world movie still

Scott Pilgrim vs. the world movie still

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Listener Support for the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy Podcast

August 26, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Since the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast went on hiatus, we’ve received a fair number of messages from people who like the show. Here’s a sample:

Antihippy: “I’m really sad to hear that it doesn’t sound like you’re doing this podcast any more. I really enjoyed it. You guys put me onto all kinds of cool stuff — I’ve been punting that trailer for Pumzi round all my mates. And I bought The Windup Girl and Hack the Planet almost exclusively because of the chats with the authors. I thought there was a ton of potential in the show as well. So I am giving you the sad face. :(“

Farris wheel: “I’ve bought and read The Anubis Gates, Wild Seed, The Windup Girl, and Boneshaker because of the podcast. So thank you.”

Sandikal: “I got hooked on Carrie Vaughn’s Kitty Norville series. I also pulled the Wastelands anthology off my to-read shelf and devoured it in a couple of days after the episode about apocalypses. The terrific reading list in that book led me to other good post-apocalyptic fiction, like Eternity Road by Jack McDevitt.”

Mike: “I’m a huge fan of the show, and am sad to hear there may be no more. I’m one of those guys who actually knew about every single video game reference you guys made! Wish there were a mention of Deus Ex, though — was close in theme to a number of the books discussed in the podcast. ;) Good luck on all future endeavors.”

Michael321: “I just discovered the Geek’s Guide podcast last week, and it has quickly become one of my favorites. You guys conduct great interviews, and you’ve turned me on to a whole ton of cool stuff I didn’t know existed. The banter between David and John is also very engaging; if you have trouble booking guests, I would be happy to listen to a podcast with just the two of you shooting the breeze. Count me as another one who is hoping the Geek’s Guide makes a comeback.”

Ed: “I am a guy who has listened to every episode of your podcast since the beginning. I have enjoyed every single episode (except number 16, that one just didn’t do it for me). I have noticed the story podcast hosted by Ms. Lafferty has been canceled, and my precious Geek’s Guide has not been released on its usual schedule. I am filled with disquiet as a result of these circumstances and wonder if it is my fault somehow. Please pass on the following sentence to your corporate overlords. It may help. Ahem, ‘I have been in the unusual position that every time I hear a new episode of Geek’s Guide to The Galaxy, I am inclined, nay compelled, to purchase thousands of dollars of merchandise from Tor. My psychiatrist says this condition is incurable.’ There, hope that helps.”

Pete S: “I note that the Geek’s Guide is ‘missing’. I hope it will return soon. I appreciate all of Tor’s efforts in podcasting stories as well as the Geek’s Guide, but when my time is limited, as it so often is, I find I look first for the Geek’s Guide each week. I’m 60+ and a reader of science fiction since I was 9 or 10, and a (continuing) purchaser soon after (if that is of any benefit to your marketing department). I do hope to hear from Dave and John again.”

Siznax: “I’ve really enjoyed GGG episodes so far, and I hope you’re able to continue producing more. I find your interviews fascinating and entertaining. I’ve been amazed by your thoughtful observations and random knowledge, and you guys just really crack me up. Also, you’ve expanded my reading list, gotten me excited about new books and authors, and led me to read a lot of awesome stories. I find myself replaying your post-interview talks while waiting for the next episode, and it just never gets old. I was wondering how in the world you guys can be readers, authors, editors, anthologists, and produce a podcast, so I’m not surprised to hear how difficult it is. I was really hoping for GGG#999, but in the meantime I’ll continue enjoying everything else you guys produce, and all the great fiction you lead us to.”

Fortunately for fans of the show, things are currently looking pretty promising for a Geek’s Guide relaunch in the near future. More news to come.

Filed Under: letters/comments/reviews

Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated Out on DVD

August 26, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 2 Comments

Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is out now on DVD. The film, a collaborative effort by 150 artists, completely remakes George Romero’s 1968 movie Night of the Living Dead using a constantly shifting kaleidoscope of artistic styles, from animation to puppets, and features as a bonus an hour-long zombie discussion panel moderated by me and including John Joseph Adams, zombie authors Jonathan Maberry and Kim Paffenroth, and producers Peter Gutierrez and Rob Hauschild.

night of the living dead reanimated

Here’s a photo from the panel as well as a graphic novel treatment. And here’s a trailer for the movie.

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Robert Kirkman’s The Walking Dead TV Series Trailer

August 25, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Robert Kirkman’s graphic novel series The Walking Dead is a must-read, a wise and sensitive portrayal of the psychological toll that surviving a zombie apocalypse would exert — week after week, month after month, year after year. A trailer for the upcoming TV series has just been released. Also, check out Kirkman’s first ever prose fiction publication, “Alone, Together,” in The Living Dead 2.

The walking dead tv series trailer

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Toy Yoda

August 25, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Just came across the Toy Yoda story on Snopes.com. Man, that’s cold:

In 2001, 26-year-old Jodee Berry had bested the other servers at her restaurant in a competition to see who could sell the most beer in a month to that eatery’s customers, with the winner to receive a new “Toyota.” When the day came for her to be presented with her prize, Berry was led blindfolded to the restaurant’s parking lot to receive her award, but when the blindfold came off she was devastated to learn that the promised jackpot was not a Toyota automobile but rather a “toy Yoda,” a Star Wars doll. She quit her job and sued Gulf Coast Wings, Inc., the corporate owner of the restaurant, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation. In 2002 the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount of money, which one of the attorneys involved in the case said would enable her to go to the local car dealership and “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”

Jodee Berry Toy Yoda

I imagine the conversation went something like this: “Boss, winning a Toyota is one thing. This is totally different.” “No, no different. Only different in your mind.”

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Harlan Ellison Documentary Dreams with Sharp Teeth on Netflix

August 24, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

I just noticed that the biographical documentary Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth (which I caught the premiere of back in 2007) is now an instant download on Netflix. If you haven’t seen it, it’s definitely worth checking out.

Harlan Ellison Documentary Dreams with Sharp Teeth

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Just Say No Movie

August 23, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

Just Say No was an action thriller movie my friends and I made in middle school. It turned into an never-ending project, and ultimately convinced me that I was happier working on prose fiction, where you don’t have to worry about crap like actors forgetting their lines, actors constantly glancing at the cameraman, actors being unavailable because their parents have taken them to Cape Cod for the weekend, and, most annoying of all, the family who owns the camera moving repeatedly in the course of making the movie.

If anyone cares, here’s the climactic finale, in which a pair of psychopathic drug dealers perform a home invasion and murder the only witness to their crimes, only to get caught up in a violent shootout with police.

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Best ’80s Cartoon Music

August 23, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

In today’s installment of ’80s cartoon nostalgia we’ll be covering the best tunes to appear in such shows. First off, Pole Position. Seriously, check out this song. I’ll wait.

Pole Position 80s cartoon

Ba ba bum, they are always fighting crime…

Oh, sorry, where was I? Yeah, so Pole Position. This was based on the popular arcade machine of the day, which was a straightforward speedway racing game. Of course to turn it into a cartoon you’ve got to make it more like Knight Rider and also make the cars fly and put in an adorable rodent and stuff. Actually, I have no idea what this show is about. It looks pretty stupid, and I don’t think I ever actually watched it, but I used to just listen to the theme music and then change the channel. I’d love to get a good remix of this song. There are a few attempts on YouTube, but as far as I’m concerned they’re all stuck in neutral.

Next up, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. Another great song. Another show I’ve completely forgotten. It’s about heroes in battle cars who battle plant monsters who transform into battle cars. None of these characters are ringing a bell at all. Looks like there’s a Han Solo rip-off, a little girl, and a freaking wizard? Hmm, no idea. I am sure I used to have the toy for this monster though, the one who wields the fibrous penta-flail:

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors cartoon

And last but certainly not least, Stan Bush’s epic “Dare” song from Transformers: The Movie (1986). You can watch the part in which this song appears here.

Transformers the movie cartoon 1986

I still think this sequence is filmmaking at its finest. Notice how it kind of makes sense and there are actual emotions and you can actually tell what’s going on, in contrast to Michael Bay’s recent craptacular feature films, which possessed none of these virtues and which as far as I’m concerned succeeded only in transforming 350 million dollars into two steaming piles of dogshit. I’ve previously written about Transformers here, here, and here. I also wrote a short story called “Transformations” that some people seem to think is vaguely reminiscent of Transformers.

Filed Under: nostalgia

Kick-Ass Movie

August 22, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Okay, so I’d never even heard of this movie Kick-Ass, but I just rented it on a whim and it was pretty epic. It’s got McLovin from Superbad and Nicolas Cage in his first role of the millennium that didn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out. Definitely not for anyone who dislikes graphic violence though.

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Richard Dawkins TV Program Faith School Menace?

August 22, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Richard Dawkins questions the wisdom of faith schools in his new TV program Faith School Menace? There’s a constant effort in this country to force taxpayers to subsidize private religious education under the guise of “charter schools,” so it’s worth examining the disastrous effects this sort of thing has had in the UK. Faith schools in the UK have about 90% of their operating budgets paid for by taxpayers, but are free to discriminate on the basis of religion when it comes to admissions and hiring, and apparently have no real standards when it comes to teaching subjects like evolution and sex ed. Many parents are forced to switch churches, or fake religious beliefs altogether, in order to get their kids into a local school. In one appalling sequence, Dawkins discovers that every student at a Muslim faith school rejects evolution, and that the “science teacher” at the school is unable to explain how a scientist would answer the question, “If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” — a question I’ve always regarded as the absolute gold standard of total stupidity. Dawkins also examines the role that faith schools have played in making the troubles in Northern Ireland into an endless, generations-long tragedy, because they ensure that children from Catholic and Protestant communities have no meaningful contact with each other. Much is made by proponents of faith schools of the right of parents to educate their children however they please, but Dawkins argues that children have rights too, such as the right to a balanced, broad-based education that gives them a fair chance to decide for themselves what religious beliefs, if any, they will hold.

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Horror World Reviews My Story “The Disciple”

August 21, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

“The Disciple” is a story I wrote right out of college. It was my very first anthology appearance, and it’s still picking up reviews, the latest of which just appeared on Horror World. Here’s an excerpt:

Some years ago a very small press did a very small print run (less than 100 initial copies, from what I heard) of a new anthology of Lovecraftian-flavored horror called Dead But Dreaming. That publisher, Dark Tales Publications, then promptly went out of business, thereby ensuring no more copies of DBD would be printed. If that book wasn’t any good then no one would have cared, and the little tome would have faded away into the horror history books without so much as a whimper. However, by all accounts Dead But Dreaming was amazing! That meant that very soon copies were being hocked on eBay for hundreds of dollars. Not bad for a small press anthology that was only a few years old. However, it was very bad news for any Cthulhuhead like me that didn’t already have a copy of what everyone “in the know” was calling the breakout book of new Cthulhu Mythos fiction.

Instead of going over all fifteen stories, I’ll just shine a light on the tales that really floored me, or the ones I had the most fun reading … David Barr Kirtley’s “The Disciple” is one of the more traditional Lovecraftian tales to be found here. However, in no way does that lessen its effectiveness or the enjoyment I had while reading it. The story takes place at the heart of higher horrific learning, Miskatonic University, and centers around a select group of students, a very special professor, and the unusual extra-credit, after-hours study group they all belong to.

Filed Under: letters/comments/reviews

Podcast Interviews with Christopher Nolan, Tim Powers, and Alexander Zaitchek

August 21, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here are three interesting podcast interviews I’ve listened to lately:

KCRW interviews Christopher Nolan about Inception. Particularly interesting to me were his thoughts about using film techniques such as slow-motion as storytelling tools rather than mere stylistic gimmicks.

The Agony Column interviews Tim Powers. This will be familiar ground for most Tim Powers fans, but if you’ve never heard Tim discuss his fascinatingly quirky approach to writing a fantasy novel, this interview covers the topic pretty well.

Point of Inquiry interviews Alexander Zaitchek about Glenn Beck. Beck’s paranoid rants may be harebrained, but Beck is no fool, according to Zaitchek, who just wrote a book on him. Rather, Beck is cunning and sophisticated, a master at manipulating the media into giving him exactly what he wants — attention. Zaitchek also touches on Beck’s dark history, such as once getting drunk and phoning the wife of one of his radio rivals to mock her for her recent miscarriage.

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Forgotten ’80s Cartoons – M.A.S.K.

August 21, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

So in this installment of ’80s cartoons, I’ll be talking about M.A.S.K. That stands for “Mobile Armored Strike Kommand.” Yeah, I know that’s not how you spell “command.” Yeah, that bugs me too.

This one really is more of a “forgotten” ’80s cartoon, at least by me, because I honestly remember almost nothing about this show, despite the fact that I used to love it and owned at least a dozen of the toy vehicles (which I actually remember a lot better than the actual show).

Anyway, it’s about a secret task force named M.A.S.K., led by billionaire philanthropist/crime fighter Matt Tracker, who owns a car that can transform into a fighter jet:

MASK 80s cartoon

In fact, every hero and villain in M.A.S.K. has some sort of normal vehicle that turns into a more badass vehicle — a motorcycle that turns into a helicopter, a jeep that turns into a speedboat, a helicopter that turns into a fighter jet, a truck that turns into a tank, etc. Each of the heroes and villains also has a high-tech super-powered helmet:

MASK 80s cartoon

So far so good, right? Now we come to the characters:

MASK 80s cartoon

Um, yeah, who are you guys? Have we met? I sort of remember that the guy on the left is irrepressibly cheerful, and the guy in the middle is pissed off all the time (though you probably would be too if you’d been assigned to wear the yellow/magenta Sgt. Pepper uniform). But names? Not a clue. And who’s that guy on the right? I don’t remember him at all. That’s really not a good sign.

Half an hour later…

Okay, so I just went and re-watched the first episode. It basically makes no sense whatsoever, and just consists of showing off all the awesome abilities of the helmets and vehicles in a “Hey, isn’t this shit cool? Don’t you want to bug your parents to buy you some of this cool shit?” kind of way. I mean, it is the first episode, so I guess they have to establish what the different powers are and stuff, and maybe subsequent episodes have more of a story, but I find myself unwilling to soldier on in order to find out.

In fact, I only remember the actual plot of one M.A.S.K. episode. In it, the good guys and the bad guys are racing to uncover buried treasure, and at the end the good guys fail and the bad guys get to the treasure first, but then it turns out that the “treasure” consists entirely of worthless Confederate currency. The idea that cash could become completely worthless if the government that had issued it collapsed was a new concept to me at the time, and struck me as very cool.

Each episode also ends with a few seconds of helpful advice for kids, stuff like “Look both ways before crossing the street” and “Don’t lie to your parents” and “Always wear a condom” and “In the event of a fire, don’t try to save your pets, just let them burn” and “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” I guess some of that advice actually did come in handy, so I guess watching M.A.S.K. wasn’t a total waste of time. Thanks, M.A.S.K.!

MASK 80s cartoon

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Simon Pegg Blurbs The Living Dead 2

August 20, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley 1 Comment

So apparently The Living Dead 2 has been all printed up and will be appearing soon on store shelves. And check out who supplied the front cover blurb:

Simon Pegg Blurb The Living Dead 2 Anthology

Yes, that’s right, Shaun of the Dead himself (and Scotty from the new Trek film) … Simon Pegg. That’s pretty cool.

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Shadow Puppet Show at KGB

August 19, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Here’s a photo from last night’s KGB reading, of Mary Robinette Kowal performing part of the shadow puppet show from her novel Shades of Milk and Honey.

Mary Robinette Kowal Shadow Puppets KGB

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Comment from Joe Garrity of the Origin Museum

August 19, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

In response to my retrospective on Richard Garriott’s Ultima series, Joe Garrity of the Origin Museum writes:

Excellent article, David. Your summary was spot-on, and your opinions seconded. I too would love to see a new Ultima, but it might not be in the cards. There is always hope, however. Ultima’s current IP holder is EA (Garriott only holds copyright on the names Lord British and Shamino). EA is responsible for UO of course, and they’ve just started Lord of Ultima as an RTS through Facebook, which is doing well. Exercising this use of their IP may be a way of “testing the waters” for the popularity of a new Ultima game. I think the days of single-player are over, but I’d give anything to wander the streets of Britannia again, and adventure with comrades that have been my trusted allies since we were 10 pixels high! :)

Hi Joe. Thanks for posting a comment. Yeah, that’s cool that EA is testing the waters with an Ultima RTS, though I’ve never been a big RTS fan myself. Last night I was actually just talking with some friends about Ultima, and I was commenting that one thing that made Ultima more fun than other RPGs — particularly multiplayer ones — is that you play the entire game as the most important person in the world, and everyone you meet just falls over themselves praising you and expressing amazement that they’re actually getting a chance to meet you. It may not really be practicing the Britannian virtue of humility to enjoy that so much, but it is fun.

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“Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” Music Video by Rachel Bloom

August 17, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Okay, I take it back about pop music not dealing with any important themes: “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” Music Video by Rachel Bloom. (Warning: Very, very, very NSFW.)

Fuck Me Ray Bradbury Music Video Rachel Bloom

Filed Under: music

Sunday of the Living Dead Sermon by Cynthia Landrum

August 15, 2010 by David Barr Kirtley Leave a Comment

Looks like I got quoted in this sermon: “Sunday of the Living Dead,” by Cynthia Landrum, Minister of the Universalist Unitarian Church of East Liberty in Clarklake, Michigan. She notes that, “There have been several requests that I post a copy of this week’s sermon, a sermon subject purchased at this year’s auction: Zombies.”

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